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Are you more Boy or Girl :P

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 13, 2009, 1:58 PM
Stolen from :iconladylawliet:

PLEASE DONT READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO BE MENTALLY SCARRED!

Boy:
[X] You woke up with a boner.
[?] You're taller than 5'5"
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[x]There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor. (I make sailors look like princesses)
[X] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father told you about sex.
[X] You can grow facial hair. (Only a little... Hehe I love my Tasche!)
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs. (why? I have my own..)
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[?] You can lift over 60 lbs (27.2kg) from the ground. (never tried)
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[X] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.

Boy Score - 15/24 + 2 ? because i dont know my height or what weights I can lift :P

Your girl side:

[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short. (I'M 5"4!!! THAT@S AVERAGE GODDAMNIT!!!)
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[X] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ]You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Action Man?)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score- 4/24

Oh yeah! *Flexes Muscles* Me so Manly!

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: An Cafe

Nice guys STILL finish last.

Sat Nov 7, 2009, 8:28 AM
♥ To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
♥ To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
♥ To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her...
♥ To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down...
♥ To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls...
♥ To every guy that said he would die for her...
♥ To every guy that really would...
♥ To every guy that did what she wanted to die for...
♥ To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥ To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥ To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥ To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥ To every guy that hugs her when she's sad...
♥ To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all...
♥ To every guy who would give their jacket up for her...
♥ To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe...
♥ To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes...
♥ To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥ To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
♥ To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what...
♥ To every guy who told his secrets to her...
♥ To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
♥ To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
♥ To every guy that believed in her dreams...
♥ To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them...
♥ To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams...
♥ To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door...
♥ To every guy that gave his heart...
♥ To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he's not with her...
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Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image.

- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";

- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Sum 41- IN Too Deep
  • Reading: D.Gray Man NEW CHAPTER! Yeys!

OMG MEGAGLOMPS! :P

Sat Nov 7, 2009, 4:21 AM
I finally completed my first phone theme! WOOP WOOP!

If anyone wants any custom themed Sony Ericsson Free themes off me, please PM me with your specifications.

Thanks,

MarcoAmane

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Sum 41- IN Too Deep
  • Reading: D.Gray Man NEW CHAPTER! Yeys!

*Glomps*

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 8:28 AM
Well guys the time has come, to update my page a bit more :P

I've wanted to try to make phone themes for a while, so If anyone has any idea/programmes to help me (because I really dont know where to start) It would be a great help.

Thanks,

MarcoAmane

  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Black Eyed Peas- Meet Me Halfway
  • Reading: Deadman Wonderland

*BLOCKED*

Sun Oct 25, 2009, 1:41 PM
The title of this journal entry is what my current state (involving the artistic world)my mind is in. I have completely lost my mojo. HELP ME! DX

Anyway, apart from losing my mojo I've started to get into new music in a big way. Skunkrice, D'espairsray, Dir En Grey and An Cafe are among my favourites (all asian bands)and maybe its because my life is very heavily revolved around music at the minute, but hey I was never very Artistic anyway so i dont think you can really expect much more drawing (maybe a bit more writing) from me.

Im Currently and admin at the Twishite-club on DA which has 63 members and some VERY funny pictures. We are no where near our target of 100 members and it would be great if you (if you hate Twilight) could join.

Well thats all for this Journal entry, Stay classy Internet.

MarcoAmane

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Uprising- Muse
  • Reading: Deadman Wonderland
  • Watching: X Factor
  • Playing: Brutal Legend
  • Drinking: Juice

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